Can you remeber the last time you let out a little gas and you felt it run down your leg? Well, it's de-ja vu time again! After consuming this "Wet Fart" hot sauce, it might give you that warm, mushy, disgusting, stinking feeling in your pants again. So the next time you have to let out a little gas, ask yourself, Do I feel lucky? Is it going to be wet or dry? This sauce contains loads of cheese to help coin the phrase, Who cut the cheese? P.S. Use only as directed. P.S.S. Don't forget to wipe.

Ingredients: Aged Red Peppers, Red Wine Vinegar (contains sulfates), Parmesan Cheese, Romano Cheese, Fresh Carrots, Habanero Peppers, Key Lime Juice, Worcestershire, Peppers, Concentrated Vegetable Juice (water, tomato, lemon juice, lemon oil, salt, ascorbic acid, malic adic, dehydrated parsley, carrots, bell peppers and beets), Honey, Clam Juice, Fresh Onions, Fresh Garlic in Water, Spices, Corn Starch. Heat Scale