Weez gessin'it alls strartud when gra'ma wuz in tha out-house, yellin', cussin', and bangin' round sumthun feerce. Shur 'nuff earlier she'd gottin inta a new batch uf sauce weez jus' brewed up. Und that's where tha name cums frum, cuz her ' ole sphincter wuz on fire, und she shur was screamin'!

Ingredients: Red Cayenne Peppers, Distilled Vinegar, Salt, and Vegetable Gum Heat Scale