This dark roasted coffee makes a seriously strong cup of Joe. It'll put a stride in your step, not to mention, that you'll probably reorganize the garage and finally get to the lawn. Wake up and live! Your new motto can be 'Sleep Is For The Dead.' You won't perspire, you'll percolate. This is clearly a better option than the caffeine IV drip. Created by the makers of Wake the Fuck Up Coffee, now it's safe to give to Grandma but without the naughty language!